Archive Comic | The Pegasus Fortnight Project

Feb 24 2011

Happy Birthday Mitch!

dan

Why are turkeys always having an identity crisis? They try to be bacon or burgers. Come on, turkey, just be turkey. We like you the way you are. You can almost fly. Cows can't almost fly. All they do is contribute to global warming. You make us sleepy after we eat you.

6 comments | posted in Comic

Feb 10 2011

Just Kidding

dan

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies that have been thrown at you.

6 comments | posted in Comic

Jan 31 2011

Universal Ponderance

dan

I love the universe. I got it at Ross.

5 comments | posted in Comic

Jan 10 2011

Exo-Planet

dan

It'll be the first planet to recognize arm wrestling as legal tender.

NASA’s press release.

2 comments | posted in Comic

Jan 7 2011

Gary

dan

Gary then tried to legally change his species to 'Soyster' in an effort to make amends.

2 comments | posted in Comic